on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am

at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

Hetalia Pick-Up Lines!

Italy: Can you be Princess Peach while I be Mario and instead of mushrooms, we can eat pasta!

Germany: You don't need to train. You're perfect just the way you are

Japan: If this was a dating sim, I'd definitely pick you

America: Looks like you need a hero, can I be him?

England: How would you like to see the Big Ben?

France: Are you from Paris because you're driving me in-Seine

Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have

China: How would you like to visit the Great Wall of China?

Iceland: You're as cute as a Puffin...

Norway: You're so beautiful, it's as if you casted a spell on me...

Denmark: If you were beer, I'd drink you all night!

Finland: I'll have no trouble fitting down your chimney this year!

Sweden: How would you like to be my wife?

Prussia: Even my vocals can't compare to how awesome your voice sounds

Austria: Let me help you hit those high notes

Switzerland: You're as beautiful as the Swiss alps

Spain: Ever have a bull fight in bed?

Romano: Did you know the human body is made up of 95% water? Lucky for you I'm getting kinda thirsty....

Lithuania: I like your dress but I'd think it'd look better on my bed

Estonia: Wanna see my hard drive? It's six inches long and I swear it's not floppy

Latvia: Don't blame me for falling in love! You're the one who tripped me...

Poland: You are like, totally fabulous!

Hungary: My favourite pairing? Me and you of course!

Liechtenstein: Wanna go shopping? We can get matching bows!

Seychelles: I hate holding this fish all the time. Can I hold you instead?

Belgium: You're as sweet as the chocolate on Belgian waffles!

Canada: You're better than a gold metal since I can bring you home even if I lose

Greece: If you were a stray cat, I'd let you sleep with me every night

Turkey: The price of borrowing my mask? One date

Netherlands: Even a tulip can't compare to your beauty...

Hong Kong: You're as cute as a panda

Korea: The song Gangnam Style must've been created for us!

Belarus: If I squint hard, you look like Russia...

Ukraine: One of my buttons popped off. Can we go search for it at your place?

Sealand: Do you come with tartar sauce because you're a great catch!

Scotland: Do you have any Scot in you? No? Would you like some?

Ireland: I know this sounds typical but kiss me, I'm Irish

Romania: They say vampires sparkle but they haven't met you yet

Australia: I'm like a boomerang. I keep on coming back

Egypt: I hope you don't mind sand in everything